Join date: Jul 27, 2018
Dec 22, 2021 ∙ 4 min
Where Did All Of These Hats Come From??
I’ll tell you where all these hats came from. They’re mine. Stupid. No, not you. Me, I’m stupid, for having all these hats. I mean, I’m...
Jul 27, 2021 ∙ 3 min
Like An Inflatable Butt Plug - Deflated, Unused, Not Having Fun
Do you know how much I have cried lately? A lot. Most of those reasons have been REALLY happy, don’t worry, although, as always, I have...