That Viral Rose Toy - Let's Get Adult Educated

This blog was inspired from my youtube video, you can find it here:

Hello, hey hi my friends, welcome back, it’s me, your favorite indie author and soon to be other things, Lady Mack Xo, Carissa McIntyre, and today we are here for some education. Some… adult education. It's time to get adult educated. Because I am also your favorite story teller and educator… Of the adult kind. Not a story time yet, just strictly some much overdue education, something I haven’t done for you guys in a long time, although, to be fair, this is something I spent a few days writing, so I guess, technically, I did write this, and I did write something else for this, which is a story, and it did all come from my smart little sex fueled brain, so it’s like a story, but it’s not. So. All that long winded intro is to say…

I am talking to you about.. the rose toy. That viral rose toy review meme.

First, and most important, this is not a story time or entertainment, and that’s not me talking to you in code, ha, to try to pull a fast one or anything, this is actually for education. If you don’t know me well enough to know this about me, I did adult education and sold adult products for a long time. It started with me selling them for an at home style women’s company, Passion Parties if you know or remember that, but very quickly it became about me being a safe space where that wasn’t taboo or shameful. Where I would educate a lot of friends about their bodies, how they worked, and what could get them off. Then I ran a boutique, I used to go live on facebook and talk about sex ed, and I would like to still but rules and regs and all that, plus my internet sucks, someone help me? Anyways, all that is to say, this is not new for me, but if this is new for you to see me do this because it has been a while, I just wanted to share a little background so you know I’m trusted and safe. So hey, welcome, have a seat. Promise to be informative and helpful.

The other day, well, probably week or two by the time all is said and done, I rerecorded and shared a new video of myself reading a story I once wrote about the satisfyer, an adult air pulse technology toy.

Thank you all for watching that and helping grow my channel a little with it. Those videos are not monetized and I don’t make anything from them, but the hope is that enough of you might stick around for the other weird stuff I share too, maybe even just let it play in the background sometimes to help a girl out, and I can keep doing what I am doing while making a tiny little bank off of it. I’m so grateful you’re all here for the journey. And also, side note, once my channel grows enough and I start to make some changes, plus, reach the mandatory amount of videos posted AFTER monetization to be allowed to be ad sponsored (did you guys know there were so many rules here, yikes), I could actually be sponsored. Fingers crossed. Black dragon you out there?

The reason I wrote that story way back when was that I was selling my books though a local adult store that sadly no longer exists, and that snowballed into me writing stories about new toys so that we could collab, I would write a story about a specific toy, aimed around education but also fun, they would share the story along with the toy on social media if people purchased it and used my code, I got a cut, and everyone knew everything about the toy, inside and out. It was helping everyone in many ways. I miss that.

I really loved it, and that video did well, so I recently did another one because so many of my videos are old, and could use a refresher. I started my youtube channel years ago, uploaded like 3x a year, and never really got into the flow of it, I’m sorry. I wasn’t with it. Most of those were done with my cell phone poorly lit in my kitchen, with no editing, stumbling over every 3 words. Also, a bunch of videos are being taken down, some of the older erotic ones, so I will be redoing a lot more than just that last one, but, all in due time. I hope you guys have noticed all the hard work I am pouring into things this year, it’s really paying off. I am fucking proud of me.

Especially after the last month of my life falling to shit, once again. This time, I am proud to say, I did not fall to shit with it.

Anyway, I don’t mean to ramble, I just wanted to share some backstory, it’s been a while since I have put pen to paper like this and wrote for the public, and sometimes weird stuff comes out.  You guys have to deal with my ramblings. You knew what you were signing up for.

I saw the review for the rose toy a while ago, I think everyone has, it went pretty viral when it went up. I will add a little clip of it here.

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Yeah, that’s what we are working with here.

It certainly wasn’t the first of it’s kind, I just mentioned having done something on a similar toy prior to this, but the rose was one of the first to sort of go meme viral like this, and spread the word about a newer, at least at the time… kind of toy that had a lot of people questioning it like, there is no way a toy that doesn’t go in and doesn’t actually touch you is doing the kind of things that these reviews are saying.

In my experience with talking to women one on one while selling toys, the experience almost always became more about education than it was about getting a discount. Many woman don’t know their own body, they have been shamed into thinking masturbation isn’t ok, or haven’t explored and experienced all the ways they can enjoy pleasure, often, men don’t know our bodies, many times women have been shamed or too self conscious (or it wasn’t ok or safe) to say that what a man is doing doesn’t bring them pleasure, there isn’t enough foreplay, they cannot relax into it. Past trauma. Inexperience. Family beliefs. The reasons might surprise you.

Many toys do different things, and not just give you different sensations, but can usually be used in many different ways as well. Today I would like to educate you all.. unless you have one and you use it regularly because I know you do, once you go air nothing compares. That’s a terrible joke. Insertion is also very fun. Touching is fun. It’s all fun. Don’t use one thing too often or you will become too accustomed to how that makes you feel and how that wave rides out, will become difficult to ride other waves.. you know what I mean?

This toy can be used on other areas and also used for men. I promise I have not forgot about you boys. Something else that might surprise you is how many ways you really can use certain toys. I will talk about that too. First, I’m going to start with the main use:

Air pulse – uses air stimulation similar to oral sex without touching. Has an end similar to a circular shape, goes over (around) the area you wish to pleasure. Pushes air around in the tunnel, creations suction and pulsation without any actual contact, however, it definitely feels like contact. Feels like all these tiny little tongues and mouths but also just one but many but not a mouth or tongue or touching but it is. It’s wild.

For clarity, the clit has 10,000 nerve endings in it, and in comparison, you have about 3000 in your finger or toe. If you think about how badly it hurts and how much you can feel it when you stub your toe or smash your finger in something, you can begin to appreciate just how much more intense the feelings down there can be. Meaning, a woman can be over stimulated fast.

But many women need clitoral stimulation to reach orgasm, (a few because they have not learned how or had the chance to experiment, but, some simply cannot orgasm without it).

It’s very targeted to heighten arousal quickly, and many women find they can often multi orgasm with it because the stimulation isn’t the same as using your finger or tongue, and they can achieve a few within the same amount of stimulation they can handle from just one with direct contact.

Allows for other means of play time at same time, can be combined with your partner or other toys, as it sits over your clitoris and doesn’t go inside or block your other holes.

Size matters if you are traveling, have roommates, need to be discrete, but small can still pack very powerful punch, and with an air pulse toy, it really doesn’t matter if you go big or go home, it’s more about what will fit well in your hand and how you’ll be using it (are you on the go, need it quickly, or are you using it as part of you all out Tuesday afternoon fun time while your partner has you tied to the bed?)

Other ways it can be used ; used on men:

It’s suction. Nipples, sensitive areas, head of cock, along the shaft, the balls, along the inner and outer labia lips, you can get creative. Think outside the box. If there is somewhere unique that you like, or your partner likes, to be licked, kissed, nibbled, sucked on, why not try an air toy over the area and see what happens?

Can angle it in whatever way makes you feel best. Many suggest holding it with the handle part over your lower part, and the suction part over your clit, others prefer to hold it angled over pubic mound area, (so, facing opposite direction), leaving the lower area free for other things.

It’s entirely up to you.

It being a new type of technology that’s extremely specific to the way many women orgasm, plus a silly viral meme, is what I think made this toy popular enough to get into enough hands and become a popular household joke, and it clearly works, because most women love it.

*not all, again, do not cum for me, squint eye

If you have not tried one, if you are a male with a female partner and they have not tried one, I highly suggest yall go experiment. Now. Run to the nearest store.

Stay kinky my friends, much love, see you soon… with the next spicy reading, based off this toy, that brand new story I promised you.

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