Masturbating with Inanimate Objects
Hey friends! Thanks for joining me on my blog, today of all days, when I’m going to talk to you about touching yourself. Yes, masturbation. And I’m throwing it out there just like that.
Did you know, that statistics say 92% of men and 72% of women masturbate, but I am willing to bet that that number is actually a lot higher, especially for women. But, did you also know that for both men and women alike, most people who have masturbated, have done so with an inanimate object, one that wasn’t intended for sexual purposes?
Yes, somewhere out there is someone whose hairbrush makes them blush, someone who gets excited from walking through the produce section at the grocery store for more than cooking dinner. And yes, somewhere out there is someone who does the nasty with something far naughtier than a cucumber, trust me.
Broom handles, plastic cups, couch arms, pillows, dolls, the shower head, the shampoo bottle, a squiggle wiggle writer and those weird squishy rubber sliding tube things from the 90’s. (When I started researching objects and things people had lost their virginity to, shit got weird LOL)
From kitchen fruits and veggies, bathroom items, furniture, family heirlooms, shaking dryers to rumbling truck beds, I am here to tell you that whatever you get off to is not really that different than what other people are doing, you are not alone, and if you are safe, knowledgeable and open, you can have a lot of fun.
In the coming weeks, I will be sharing a very sexy erotica story about masturbating with a lipstick style vibrator. Yes. Did you know that they make very safe dildos and vibrators that LOOK like inanimate objects?
Oh, is makeup not your thing? Would you prefer a wolf’s head? A nun’s veil? A hulk fist? A toy car? A shoe?
The internet can be endless.
And with things like the internet, social groups, the LGBTQ+ growing more openly and acceptably all the time, and with sexuality itself once more becoming more open, everything is becoming so easily connectable and searchable… that I think most people aren’t shocked to learn what gets other people off, they are more shocked to learn that they aren’t alone in what gets them off.
And that is sort of my bottom line here. (No bottom pun intended)
I really enjoy educating people sexually. I love educating myself sexually. And a few months ago when I was presented with the opportunity to write an erotica review of a lipstick toy, I saw all kinds of possibilities and ways that I could really run with it.
There are dozens of things in your house right now that people enjoy using, that are safe and kinky to have fun with, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that.
Knowing your body, what it can do, what it’s capable of, what you like, what you don’t like, your limits and boundaries, that is super healthy and sexual exploration is so important.
But I want you to be safe.
First of all, I need you to know that I do NOT RECOMMEND using anything that isn’t a certified sex toy inside of your body at all times. I want you to seek replicas and look alikes in the sex world of whatever fun you are trying to recreate.
That being said.
It is always best to use a condom on anything, or, leave your clothes on and keep it on top.
Do not use chemicals, poisonous materials, or anything you would not consume/toxic.
On the subject of vaginas… you won’t lose anything in there, ben-wa balls etc, what goes in and up must come down and out, but if you’re putting a strawberry or a banana up there, you are going to make one hell of a nasty mess. Don’t do it. Stuff it in a condom if you have to.
You absolutely can damage your vagina or get something stuck in there that is an inanimate object though…
Clean. Anything. That. You. Put. Your. Penis. Into. Or. Put. Inside. Of. Your. Body.
Like, I feel that should be common knowledge, but I am absolutely putting that one out there.
DO NOT PUT ANYTHING INSIDE OF YOUR ASS THAT IS NOT IN A CONDOM / ATTACHED ON THE OUTSIDE OF YOU.
I feel maybe that one is not so much common knowledge. The ER gets some very embarrassed visitors trying to explain how a GI Joe got into their nether regions.
All that aside, once more, I do not recommend household items, but I felt there was a need to talk about it and educate one another about. We’ve all done it…. And I want you to be safe.
If that IS your thing, please check out some adult stores or websites online and see what fun goodies they may have in stock for you.
Stay tuned for my erotic lipstick toy review blog next!!!
Thanks for reading friends!
All my love,
Author Carissa McIntyre, Lady Mack xo
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